And i said, constant in the darkness

my name is chloe and i live in a dream world.

Gorgeoussssssss day. So many good things to look forward to this week and then it’s my birthday on Saturday yaaaaay :)

butdaddy:

I do not understand when someone says to two people who like each other (but are too shy to say), “YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST GET TOGETHER!” it’s as if they expect them to respond like, “yeah i know! WE SHOULD” and then the guys gets down on one knee and proposes to go out with the girl and she says yes and then everyones hugging and smiling and then ‘Shiny Happy People’ by R.E.M starts to play and then weed becomes legal and then our dreams for world peace comes true 

(via jokepolice)

I actually don’t things could be working out in a better way :)

jokepolice:

The only thing more irritating than guys that still make sandwich jokes are those desperate girls who say things like “haha yeah I know my place I’ll make a sandwich HAHA BANTER ONE OF THE LADS”

(via loveskeensting)